Experiential media wanker. Turn-ons include narrative studies, the failing future of multimedia, neo-tribalization, post-modern pre-futurism, roundtable discussions of cholinergic pathways in the hippocampus, and David Foster Wallace's headband, Turn-offs include the "global economic community", the commodification of the electron, the confusion between "helping them" and "doing it for them", thinking you can't compare apples & oranges, intellectual specialization, and parallel parking.